... defined here as plunging into freezing water and having a cheeseburger loaded with pickles.
Yes, that is the real color, and not an Instagram trick.
Jake helping me get ready to float in the mighty freezing Niagara.
Evan fetching the drink I left all the way down the stairs on the boat.
These boys sure know how to treat a pregnant lady.
These boys sure know how to treat a pregnant lady.
It was a hot, hot Memorial Day (90ish?) spent cooling off in the breeze of
the Niagara River in Lewiston, catching up with one of our oldest Buffalo friends, now living in L.A. but home for holiday weekend. We decided not to actually take the boat
out, but instead just hung out down on the dock. But I had to get in the
water. Had to. Those who know me well know that this is really beyond my
control - like a sickness.
Evan does not share my hydroholic tendencies, especially when the water in question is, say, below 70 degrees (admittedly, I have
no idea what water temperature is considered comfortable by normal
people, as you'll see).
Getting in the water involved a particularly ungraceful flop from
the back of the boat, clutching onto a
floatation device (see above) and then paddling with one arm
back to the boat to hang on.
There was no actual
swimming involved - just a jarring mild paralysis as I waited for things
to go a little numb, and then shimmied myself to a position where my
belly fit into the tube's hole, with my backside basking in the sun and
my front side freezing in the water. (One of my favorite things ever.)
It was the closest approximation that I have felt anywhere in
Western New York to the frigid Maine ocean that I love and miss so wildly. I think Jake's dad said it was about 55 degrees, which I do know
most normal people would find unpleasant, but I find - honest to god - refreshing.
We ended the day attempting to assuage a fierce craving with an epic journey through the 'burbs for the dinner of champions - cheeseburgers at Five Guys. I suggested we suck it up and brave the mall location, so that at least we could maybe swing into the Children's Place to use a coupon on something - maybe pick out our first baby outfit together? (we both lack the obsessive baby clothing gene), to make the trip feel a little more justified. We got to the mall around 7 pm to find it closed, and proceeded to trek up Transit Ave to the other Five Guys, meaning that we probably spent more money on gas to get there than we did on the meal itself.
You see, Five Guys is one of just a few places in Buffalo where I can get a burger loaded with pickles actually on the burger. Maybe you are from a place where that doesn't seem like a big deal, like me. A place where getting pickles on your burger doesn't mean having to take the pickle spear they give you on the side, slice it crudely with your butter knife, and stick the ill fitting pieces onto the burger, constantly poking them back into place as they try to escape with every bite.
OH - and riddle me this - if you buy a hotdog from a hotdog stand around here, you can almost always get pickles on it. Whaaat? Seriously, Western New York - what gives? So, yes, I guess you could say this is a peeve of mine, and that the availability of pre-sliced pickles (regardless of their caliber) has pretty much become my benchmark for a good burger 'round here.
You see, Five Guys is one of just a few places in Buffalo where I can get a burger loaded with pickles actually on the burger. Maybe you are from a place where that doesn't seem like a big deal, like me. A place where getting pickles on your burger doesn't mean having to take the pickle spear they give you on the side, slice it crudely with your butter knife, and stick the ill fitting pieces onto the burger, constantly poking them back into place as they try to escape with every bite.
OH - and riddle me this - if you buy a hotdog from a hotdog stand around here, you can almost always get pickles on it. Whaaat? Seriously, Western New York - what gives? So, yes, I guess you could say this is a peeve of mine, and that the availability of pre-sliced pickles (regardless of their caliber) has pretty much become my benchmark for a good burger 'round here.
*End of pickle rant. * (for now)